January 2012
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December 2011
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
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how could you ever, ever get used to this?
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want something?
Ask for it.
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just started following suri's burn book
No regrets.
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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reflections/ramblings
Melissa Joan Hart movies make me want to vom.
Clearly the food pyramid would serve me better if it were broken down into categories of: tacos, pizza, coffee, hash browns, ice cream, and omelets with cheese.
My posture sucks.
I wish people still had answering machines.
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“We can do anything. You know that, right?”
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champagne for my real friends
Real pain for my sham friends
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“Kerry, are you kidding? Um, the thing is that you probably fell asleep…or...”
– Conor McGrath
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Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to...
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get publicly rejected by a friend
Hook up with her ex-boyfriend.
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@hamstersinsunglasses
WHO ARE YOU???
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for those who don't know, i'm obsessed with...
I have my horoscope e-mailed to me every day and another app on my phone that gives me my daily, weekly, and monthly overview. This week’s said:
“ You are an extrovert, Leo, and you come to life in the presence of stimulating, festive company. When you’re happy, you’re open. When you’re open, people have access to your heart. Remind yourself of this should you struggle to find the...
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There’s a Giants game at 1pm on Christmas Eve.
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And when your looks are gone and you’re alone
How many nights you sit beside the phone
What were the things you wanted for yourself
Teenage ambition you remember well
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