April 2012
33 posts
“Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.”
—William Somerset Maughan
“Money often costs too much.”
—Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.”
—Woody Allen
“A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.”
—Jonathan Swift
“Men who make money rarely saunter; men who save money rarely swagger.”
—Edward George Bulwer-Lytton
“How much money is enough? Just a little more than you have.”
—John Davison Rockefeller
watch your back, i'm nobody's girlfriend
you fuckin own kerry. like, you won life and we're all just here chillin cause you didn't wanna celebrate winning on your own.
Hahahaha, aww, E! That’s probably one of the nicest things anyone’s ever told me. Thank you my good man! Life certainly would not be as much of a party without ya ;)
wasn't supposed to hear/wasn't supposed to know was about me
“She’s such a hipster, but she doesn’t even know what a hipster is.” “6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Roman numeral that shit.” “7.” “Is that supposed to be like, a pregnancy coverup?” “I hate conceited girls.” “She’s really nice.” “She’s right there.” “And she’s really funny, too.” “Bitch bout to pimp a ni**a out, ni**a!” “She’s kinda weird.” “She’s always happy.” “Can I butt fuck you?” “I’m worried about her.” “She just wants to feel like she belongs to some crowd.” “She’s really pretty.” “She’s obnoxious.” “Idiot.” “Bitch.” “Slut.” “I don’t even know why we’re friends.” “I could make her.” “The coolest.” “What up, future wife?” “Talks too much.” “Oh, she’s the boss?” “She’s taking the train, ni**a!” “That’s why she’s not cute.” “Calm the fuck down.” “Are you kidding me?” “I don’t know why she does these things.”
BEING TOO STONED TO FLIRT
Hey wanna play tennis? Or basketball? Or soccer? Or wanna birdwatch in Strawberry Fields? Or wanna make out? Or wanna do nothing?
try to set the night on fire
March 2012
39 posts
“Irony is an insomniac dying in his sleep.”
—@AlbertBrooks
