I can’t whistle and I don’t know how to really tie my shoes. One of my most recent google searches is “how do I look more like Taylor Swift?” Sometimes, I publicly fake phone conversations in French with imaginary people. I am mortified of birds and made uncomfortable when people lick their fingers after eating. My voice embarrasses me. Walking alone in Riverside Park with a cup of coffee is one of my favorite pastimes. And I think I’m probably, really, actually crazy.